If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
(via nickpickle)
- me: we accept the love we think we deserve
- me: buys a chocolate cake
when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
(Source: cnnbreakingofficial, via dstroyed)
Fuck fuck fuck!!! I can’t seem to catch a break!!! If Its not one thing it’s another!!
- person 1: i can draw really well
- person 2: i'm really athletic
- person 3: i write really well
- person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
- person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
- person 6: i can dance really well
- me: i can breathe
- me: chokes
- Survey: What form of birth control do you use?
- Me: Homosexuality
